Bad touch uncle

my uncle did that

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I want to re-enact Call Me By Your Name with @Jobplane

Is there a non dick way to ask if there will be catering at a wedding

"Not in a dick way, but will there be catering at this wedding?"

Because the last one I went to had everyone pay for thier meal

That's garbage

Try Slav weddings

I'll have to pay for the wedding, the food, the tickets for people to come from Bosnia, Serbia, Australia, America, Germany, and Sweden

And even then

It's like 2k max

Pay for the food, everything else the gypos can lay for themselves

Kek

I'd be fine with a gypsy gf

Didn't you see any Kusturica movies

>not smuggling food into the wedding in your too-big suit jacket

Thank god I smuggled whiskey in a flask there, fucking 12 dollars for an old fashioned and 10 for a whiskey sour

12 dollars?

Oh wait that's dollars

What

That's still 9,50€

Must be a good old fashioned

Also wait you drink old fashioned?

D A D D Y

Its near impossible to fuck it up so I default to that, not going to a bar to drink straight shots

This is actually the very same reason I drink them

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Sour is fine too

Or a kahlua white russian for the gf

>for the gf

Sure

Yeah you caught my edit

Damn, there was a lot of milk inside of here

Not a white russian wothout it

I'll admit that I like to switch to white russians later in the night

Oh wait...liked

Cant drink anything milk in cocktails

I can't even drink them anymore

T A K Y O N

Reminds me of the time I mixed milk and coke