Message from @Shrimpf

Discord ID: 437711740134883332


2018-04-22 20:27:21 UTC  

I can spend 2 hours marinading them

2018-04-22 20:27:22 UTC  

@porco _PETA screaming_

2018-04-22 20:27:39 UTC  

They pushed a stick through the shrimp while it was alive and placed it on the fire

2018-04-22 20:27:44 UTC  

shrimps cant feel pain uwu

2018-04-22 20:27:57 UTC  

TIL I'm a shrimp

2018-04-22 20:28:00 UTC  

Then it became so crispy that you could just eat the head and everything

2018-04-22 20:28:15 UTC  

I gave my friend a bottle of smokey black grouse

2018-04-22 20:28:23 UTC  

Not sure if he liked it

2018-04-22 20:28:34 UTC  

He seemed more happy about the shitty homegrown rakija

2018-04-22 20:28:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/437711406322810891/img_3921.jpg

2018-04-22 20:29:00 UTC  

Urban shrimp fishing is a thing in Taipei

2018-04-22 20:29:09 UTC  

Wtf

2018-04-22 20:29:11 UTC  

You can fish them out and eat them right away

2018-04-22 20:29:20 UTC  

They eat them alive?

2018-04-22 20:29:27 UTC  

It's fun but it takes you hours to fish a handful of shrimps

2018-04-22 20:29:44 UTC  

No, you get a tiny bucket with water where you place them alive

2018-04-22 20:29:49 UTC  

Then they grill them for you

2018-04-22 20:29:51 UTC  

Like pick your own strawberries

2018-04-22 20:29:54 UTC  

Oh like that

2018-04-22 20:29:57 UTC  

But chinky

2018-04-22 20:30:11 UTC  

I'm gonna drink a fuckton of slivovitsj this holiday

2018-04-22 20:30:11 UTC  

But it's super fun

2018-04-22 20:30:26 UTC  

I wonder if you can even add anything to that Serbian shit

2018-04-22 20:30:43 UTC  

And not even by choice

2018-04-22 20:30:57 UTC  

You just have to drink shots every time you enter someone's house and every time something is worth celebrating

2018-04-22 20:30:59 UTC  

It does sound fun

2018-04-22 20:31:13 UTC  

Last time I had like 12 shots spread out over one day

2018-04-22 20:31:17 UTC  

Not even joking

2018-04-22 20:31:30 UTC  

Fucking Serbs

2018-04-22 20:31:55 UTC  

I did catch life/live(?) fish in France

2018-04-22 20:32:14 UTC  

And then they kill and grill them for you

2018-04-22 20:32:20 UTC  

But I asked if I could do it myself

2018-04-22 20:32:26 UTC  

But then I learned they used a wooden plank

2018-04-22 20:34:30 UTC  

What's the problem with that?

2018-04-22 20:35:17 UTC  

I was pretty young

2018-04-22 20:59:06 UTC  

we live in a society

2018-04-22 21:03:22 UTC  

Alright, opened it up and cleaned it with isopropanol

2018-04-22 21:03:33 UTC  

Gonna let it dry for tonight and see if it works

2018-04-22 21:06:36 UTC  

what happenud

2018-04-22 21:08:06 UTC  

Spilled milk all over my keyboard