Ugh

I thought the french spoke Arabic

They do in case of emergency

I know the first thing they learn in school is how to say surrender in 6 languages

Lmao

Don't give that away too fast

Or I will get my FAMAS

Or is it 7 languages now

Only 6? Are you telling me they still haven't updated their curriculum for algerian?

France has more than 7 languages

>Algerian

GOING TOO FAR

I shouldn't be mean to the French. My country would still be under English rule if it weren't for the French's help

nice shanghai avatar

You have Gallo, Occitan, Walloon, Basque, Western-French Flemish, Provencal, Lorraine, Franconian, 4 types of creole colonial French, and Oil French

Oh and Alsatian

And normal French

Creole doesn't count I guess because it's not from France

I swear you people are making up dialects just to make Quebec mad at this point

What is wrong with pissing off Quebec?

Nothing

Keep it up

France is the best country in the world

Second to 'Murica

You will all speak French and adopt French culture

But French girls age as well as cabbage

Once it becomes adopted in 'Murica, it will be 'Murican culture, and French will practice it. French Culture will be 'Murican soon enough

This is true

Just ask one of your twenty pedophile presidents

French girls have bubbly skin

And the shaving meme is real

I only date slavs anyway

@Shrimpf *pats your head*

*pats your dicc*

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So you only like people in track outfits, squatting everywhere

Slav girls

Or Western-Euro boys

lol

Especially German

lol