Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 437994237624320020


2018-04-23 14:48:44 UTC  

this is true

2018-04-23 14:49:05 UTC  

anime pigs are the natural Apex predator of us crustaceans

2018-04-23 15:03:09 UTC  

ok

2018-04-23 15:03:26 UTC  

RIP right + button

2018-04-23 15:03:41 UTC  

the only key that got lost in the keyboard milk massacre

2018-04-23 15:05:24 UTC  

is there spare cherry mx parts to buy so i can solder it myself?

2018-04-23 15:05:54 UTC  

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

2018-04-23 15:05:56 UTC  

+++++

2018-04-23 15:05:58 UTC  

IT WORKS

2018-04-23 15:06:00 UTC  

YAY

2018-04-23 15:06:04 UTC  

FUCK YOU MILK

2018-04-23 15:06:08 UTC  

YOU DIDNT WIN THIS WAR

2018-04-23 15:06:11 UTC  

++++++++++++++++++++++++

2018-04-23 15:07:12 UTC  

tfw milk acts like an insulator

2018-04-23 15:07:39 UTC  

when’d u spill ur milk?

2018-04-23 15:08:22 UTC  

yesterday, all over the right button keys

2018-04-23 15:08:45 UTC  

keyboard was spamming buttons and turning off my computer all the time

2018-04-23 15:09:05 UTC  

took it appart, cleaned it, used isopropanol

2018-04-23 15:09:14 UTC  

let it dry for the night

2018-04-23 15:09:39 UTC  

now works with no probs, thought the + button was lost but i just had to mash it a bit for it starting to work again

2018-04-23 15:12:43 UTC  

Mfw you probably mashed a tiny piece of rancid milk down into the switch

2018-04-23 15:12:46 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-04-23 15:17:32 UTC  

>My sister is going to Turkey to meet the rest of his family

2018-04-23 15:17:36 UTC  

BY ALLAH

2018-04-23 15:19:53 UTC  

my name is jafar

2018-04-23 15:19:56 UTC  

i come from afar

2018-04-23 15:19:59 UTC  

there's a bomb in my car

2018-04-23 15:20:01 UTC  

allahu akbar

2018-04-23 15:22:21 UTC  

And my wife is Dutch

2018-04-23 15:23:05 UTC  

i n f i d e l s

2018-04-23 15:37:34 UTC  

lel

2018-04-23 15:37:55 UTC  

is your sister getting married to a kebab @Shrimpf ? Am I reading that correctly

2018-04-23 15:38:30 UTC  

Don't you have a serbian GF

2018-04-23 15:38:44 UTC  

@Nekros gotem

2018-04-23 15:38:48 UTC  

how the fuck is this wonderful display of D I V E R S I T Y going to play out

2018-04-23 15:39:20 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-23 15:42:54 UTC  

yo

2018-04-23 15:43:04 UTC  

i think it ain't THAT bad, as long as it is no somali

2018-04-23 15:43:11 UTC  

t. Turk

2018-04-23 15:43:18 UTC  

Again a kid was raped by somalian gang of 3