"muppets on facebook thinking you're bad mate, ill line every last one of your birds up and bum them one by one"
"fucking bare wack mush"
"gonna get my aprilla out and do burnouts on your front lawn and then im gonna throw mudbombs at your nans windows you silly bastards"
"think im a fucking ding mush? eh? ill grab your bird in a headlock and shave her fucking bald"
"you think i dont read my comments on facebook? ill take your nan over the bonnet and carry on driving you little dings"
"while were on that facebook subject, this is a message for Phil Trout. you wanna take the piss out of my curtains mate have you seen the state of your birds beef curtains mate you can swing from flap to flap mate and they fucking stink"
"Kenzie Lee, scummy mummy of the year award goes to you you little slag. when i see you in school and in the morning, im gonna take you out of those PJ's and those fucking Ugg boots, and throw you in a fucking thorn bush"
"and how are you gonna tell me to get a job? when your dads sat outside the jobcentre picking up dockers in your sisters knickers"
"and if were on about your sisters knickers you wanna tell the scruffy bitch to give them a wash. put my hand down there other week mate pulled them down bro fucking hell thought they were 2-tone tiger stripes mush. fucking skidders all over them dirty bitch need to put them in the fucking wash"
"you think you sick though man. youll know about it when i batista bomb your nan in the middle of asda and shove an eggplant up her fanny. fucking dustbag"
"you think youre sick mate? ill twat your dad in the dick with a Shattern hammer, and fistbump your nan"
"ill fucking cave your dads head in with a can of Spam and throat grip your nan until the veins pop in her head, silly bitch"
"wanna fucking carry on ill skin your mum and wear her as a suit and ill go shag your dad in it mush"
