I'm also a republican

And I'm proud :'(

im not heterophobic

so

thats neat that you're straight

There i said it

I feel like a new man

congrats

Next we will hear that marriage is between a cis man and cis woman

is it tho

https://tenor.com/view/horatio-cane-csi-miami-yeah-yeaaaaaahhhhh-starx-gif-17387510

Cis miami!!!!

are you sure

@🔥🔥Zenera Flame🔥🔥 are you sure its between a cishet man and a cishet woman

If youre religious, definitely

Y not

Then there's pansexuals and pans

also, my family though its half athiest, are trans and homophobic, so when i come out they're gonna throw a bible at me 😎

Have fun with that ig

ty

so if my parents look throguh my phone im fucked

How old are you?

19 but i live with my parents, they're both karens

My parents are pretty chill

All conservative

my bad, ONE of my parents

Like me!

My brothers a big redneck

Hes got the mullet, the sleeveless American flag shirts and a ball cap

oh god

And plays the banjo

oh fuck

does he wear a maga hat?

Hes working on the pickup truck

Occasionally

Me and him are trump supporters so no big surprise

he gives me big "im from kentucky and i have a bumper sticker on my truck that mentions the bible, christ, and pussy"

Ay my family is all from Kentucky

woah

makes sense