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This guy really hates tesla

Tesla isnt a scam per say but I am wary of any claims they make about growth. But that guy is probably just salty and jealous

im reminded of a certain scam company

juicero

(((jui)))cero

That was a really dumbass idea that I'm glad is dead.

But at the same time I admire the thought that went into it.

im just saying alot of silicone valley advocates are really out of their minds

They deal in abstraction all day and most genuinely believe everything is a simulation

the fact we haven't seen massivly well funded techno terrorist groups is amazing to me.

smart "everything"

this is why the dumb everything movement is reaching traction

You mean normal electronics?

no I meant just everything that isnt normal electronics

I understand how everything could work so well if everything is connected and optimized but like blockchain it turned into an unwieldy meme that no one running things understood and just added cost to everything while making nothing actually work all that much better

"""smart juice""

They could have easily fixed distribution problems by making the packets freezedried it a rehydrator like those ones astronauts have

still its fucking juicer

But no, 'fresh pressed' memes made them choose to make a 600 dollar juicer that squeezed bags of not even fresh fruit

I have a kitchenaid food processor from the 90s that can make juice from actual vegetables and fruits and have it take up less space

the only juicer that I would buy in the future would be one that produces any drink imaginable

even the julavie (juisir) was similar but it was pretty dumb and you just need to source your own fruits and vegetables for the juicer itself since the bags they supply are empty

Why have the bags? Is washing three things so difficult?

🤷🏿 I guess there could be better juicers

I forgot to mention the bags are reusable 5 to 10 times

I guess thats about as long as someone is going to use it before getting bored

I think the problem here is they trying to copy a really unsustainable model

**coffee pods**

>covfefe pods
what a meme

Coffee pods are non perishable and you can buy reusable ones that aren't much of a hassel to fill with grounds

fruit puree is going to go bad in like a month

unless there's alot of sugar in it

it does not have to be "fruit"

That would defeat the point of buying a juicer. Coffee pods make sense if you ignore the amount of waste

this is going to end up in a blender vs food processor argument

I dont really get food processors tho

The attachments make it a juicer, veg strip cutter, veg and meat chopper, and you can make purees much easier with things like garlic and onion for recipies that may call for itm

also I realise a typical juicer still leaves waste

who needs teeth?

Its 2018