anything that you eat needs to get through an acid bath first, and hormones are almost universally too weak to survive it

I wonder if soylent is actually safe to replace meals with since natural estrogen and artificial "estrogen" are totally different

Mama needs to go on a diet

i've been on /fit/, did my share of lifting and read about how the gearheads roid themselves up, they're all about the hormones. it's an absolute pain to get steroids into people orally, because they need to get through the liver. and the liver gets destroyed bit by bit if you imbibe the type of specially prepared hormones that can survive both the acid bath and the liver

whats more bitchboi: soylent or somersby pear cider

so unless the soyboys are also dropping dead of destroyed livers, their oral hormone intake doesn't actually do much

>Tfw we don't live far enough into the future to just replace livers with artificial ones when they fail

I hate our time

they're just bitches who don't do enough to be manly

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surely vat-grown livers soon

it doesn't have much to do with food

mmmm vat grown liverwurst

perfect sammich material

Apparently the ISS has a 3D printer that prints pizza for them now

@swagmeisterflash wut? Every study says hormones leach through urine, just the debate is how much slips by municipal waste treatement.

https://futurism.com/nasa-astronauts-can-now-3d-print-pizzas-in-space/

yeah, you piss them out. and? does it say anything about how much hormones make it through the top of your digestive system and into your bloodstream?

the liver is the filter and it blocks most of it

dies trying to, in fact

The best way to bypass the liver and absorb stuff directly is through the anus

directly through the veins in fact

Hint you'll probably pass a breath test if you have alcohol enemas

that's how the roiders do it

Or through the veins if you don't mind track marks

I guess you can inject between your toes or something

A significant amount enough to warrant concern and cause impairments of normal cell function in the amounts found in many municipal supplies.

I've heard that the blood vessels in your lungs will still push alcohol into your breath if it goes up your butt

cos its not like youre inhaling your booze when you drink it normally anyway

that sounds like a lot of hearsay mate, i've never seen a single study to back that up

Luckily I haven't had to warrant needing to have alcohol enemas

to back up that it gets into your blood anyway

upbutt prob good for avoiding stomach for drugs tho

So I guess it's true

it's the same garbage logic that people apply to cholesterol

If you get fat sucked out of your ass and suck a lot of dick, will the fat melt away?

you're aware that you can eat as much cholesterol as you want, right? your body breaks it down into its raw components anyway, any fat is the same to your digestive system

butt is just the gay method of needles

Like if you get it put into your lips

Women like big lips

The studies debate hoe much comes from where and how much untreated waste attributes to the numbers but the problem of pharmaceutical contamination is definitely a problem