He drinks from the toilet, claws my closet doors, and tries to escape my apartment when I come home after a long day, he’s a cat in the clothes

Bro, under armour? Great sack support and performance!

I had to have a colonoscopy and after the laxatives, I thought I was done pooping until the surgery, and I was just sitting and being still and there was a little poo left, and there went those actual undies

Surprise fart and there went the undies

That's a fun moment

Thanks for sharing

You. Are. Welcome.

I hope I am never going to need one

I would consider getting one just to get cleared out, with the laxatives they give you it really makes things more comfortable if you are having some bowl/intestine irritation

@Airstate what's your story stranger

https://tenor.com/view/snake-strike-rattle-gif-12291395

Damn that's a fast snake

🐍

I peed in here

When you are five beta’s deep and you see gay porn on twitter! 👍

Everyone who works at bond, when Jesse is Walking by them and there leaning on something there not supposed to lean on, hop on your phone so Jesse can’t say, “hey don’t lean on that beta!”

When Jesus was around there wasn’t a black guy sitting on the rock goin “hey Jesus you have to go pray on the mountain at 12 o’clock” prayer isn’t timed event everyday, but it may be for some, I think it is for the content and willing or unwilling, you may find yourself doing it.

this place stinks

you guys dont even have a proper toilet in here?

lol partyboy still exist?

Yeah, he’s trying to get me to get in a discord where I was already in and I didn’t do anything in @Trey

I’m not scared of homosexuals by the way

he invited me to a server he was in once. It was an absolute cesspool, i couldnt stay there

The thing about sin…it takes you further than you want to go, keeps you longer than you want to stay and costs you more that you are willing to pay.

@Trey I know it's just a picture but I'm just curious did you ever or do you skate

@Stephen Will i rarely skateboard

also, you ping the wrong account. That one is dead

the discord furries CEOs wont let me log in my old account

Lmfao trey i was wondering what he did to get banned since you pinged him then got the joke after

lol im so confused

Havent seen the dude in awhile thats why

who?

🤭

oh shalom?

Yeah i thought he got banned

he must be gaming

Might be. Thought he wasnt much of a gamer

@Trey what do you mean by rarely like you don't do it anymore cuz you did when you were a kid or you still do it but rarely

@Stephen Will well i still used to go to nice skateparks like 4 years ago, but that was the last time i went