Message from @sum

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2018-05-19 21:55:23 UTC  

8.7k votes yet probably won't do shit

2018-05-19 21:59:39 UTC  

>Implying change.org ever did do shit

2018-05-19 22:00:42 UTC  

Though it's not change.org

2018-05-19 22:01:45 UTC  

Yeah, and we got a pretty shitty port

2018-05-19 22:01:48 UTC  

Apparently there were some successes

2018-05-19 22:02:01 UTC  

Now we get a pretty shitty re-release with 60 FPS

2018-05-19 22:02:05 UTC  

10/10

2018-05-19 22:02:28 UTC  

That re-release is from what I heard just Dark Souls port + DS-fix pre-installed

2018-05-19 22:02:30 UTC  

There, remastered

2018-05-19 22:02:43 UTC  

And they're removing the original DS from Steam

2018-05-19 22:03:13 UTC  

Even the japanese are jews, who knew!

2018-05-19 22:03:26 UTC  

Oh, yeah, Konami is a thing

2018-05-19 22:03:37 UTC  

*How could I forget?*

2018-05-19 22:03:56 UTC  

never forgetti

2018-05-19 22:04:45 UTC  

Can't wait for this year E3 cringe

2018-05-19 22:05:02 UTC  

And Devolver Digital winning the best conference again

2018-05-19 22:05:38 UTC  

Crowbcat is a godsent

2018-05-19 22:09:01 UTC  

I still find the part with the guy that goes "今日は..." and then stops pretty exilerating

2018-05-19 22:09:20 UTC  

I still can't watch in one sitting that press conference

2018-05-19 22:10:09 UTC  

tfw IGA still suffering because Konami doesn't give a shit about Castlevania

2018-05-19 22:10:31 UTC  

More like his Castlevania is never ever status

2018-05-19 22:11:12 UTC  

I'm waiting for Bloodstained

2018-05-19 22:11:27 UTC  

Mostly because I know Michiru Yamane is involved

2018-05-19 22:11:27 UTC  

And then it gets popular

2018-05-19 22:11:32 UTC  

And brazzers release Cumstained

2018-05-19 22:11:45 UTC  

<:GWlulurdMmmYea:402868023393910794>

2018-05-19 22:12:04 UTC  

tho the main character is a solid 10 for me

2018-05-19 22:12:08 UTC  

Or at least 9.5

2018-05-19 22:12:17 UTC  

*"Cumstained: Ritual in the Bed"*

2018-05-19 22:12:29 UTC  

No need to change it that much tho

2018-05-19 22:12:29 UTC  

Main character is qt af

2018-05-19 22:12:36 UTC  

*Cumstained: Ritual of the Night*

2018-05-19 22:12:46 UTC  

It already works with just 1 word change

2018-05-19 22:12:58 UTC  

It's brazzers we're talking about

2018-05-19 22:13:07 UTC  

They're not that witty

2018-05-19 22:13:32 UTC  

Though I'm pretty sure some jap was working on a porn version of castlevania with character that looked similair to her

2018-05-19 22:14:26 UTC  

And of course never ever gives Liru

2018-05-19 22:14:59 UTC  

I think I still have that flash animation with Liru, now that you mention it

2018-05-19 22:15:09 UTC  

But do you also have the christmas special