And I like the bible story of the guy who was punished by god

charon, thats a good story

lived in a whale ughhh haha come on charon

@Charon vague

there's multiple translations @MonkeyKRIEG but it's stil lteh same story

you should KNOW this one

some hardcore shit in the bible

we jews my jew

The Bible has no content if god wanted us to read it make it good ffs

douay rheims gang ✊

like for comparison there's multiple translations of Homer's Odyssey, but it's stil lthe same story

@Japheth Which one should I read then? The new testament or however it is called or the old one?

> The Bible has no content if god wanted us to read it make it good ffs
@BlindedByNutech Probably because you cannot understand it as many humans

God was stomping people left and right

you wouldnt read it if it was the most entertaining book in the world @BlindedByNutech

ruthless

I’d read it if it was the most entertaining book in the world 🤣

your heart is turned away from god has nothing to do with how entertaining the bible is

But it’s not

Tracing I’m just saying it doesn’t help

> God was stomping people left and right
@Charon And He's not wrong.

the ultimate goal of life is death, a righetous death

Not blaming it on the Bible being bad tf

thrue, the Bible is enjoyable only if you're a hardcore autist. For common people, there's not much to get out of it.

yes you are

reading a manual to operate machinery isnt fun either, but be lazy and dont and watch what happens

thats right

it’s diff

> thrue, the Bible is enjoyable only if you're a hardcore autist. For common people, there's not much to get out of it.
@Trey "common people" If you say that there are more than 2 genders, you're a tard

moses is a good story too

we learned that shit in school

if you never read it how can you guys make all these claims against it

what?

> yes you are
@tracingblue I am? How so

shows how ignorant you all are

IGNIT

I’ve read it for religion homework every night

Proverbs 18:13
“He that answereth a matter before he heareth it, it is folly and shame unto him.”

> what?
@Trey Just saying, there are only 2 genders

@MonkeyKRIEG the OT and NT are just parts of the Bible, they're both part of the Bible. I recommend if you're really itneresting in just starting out, read the Gospels, but i woudl say a ful lcover-to-cover readign is very beneficial

oh yeah youre catholic