Message from @bonemeal

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2018-05-22 10:35:21 UTC  

1993 corolla iirc

2018-05-22 10:36:59 UTC  

Its a shit job from what i hear, but its ok in specific periods

2018-05-22 10:37:14 UTC  

like you make most of your paycheck in city when nighclubs close

2018-05-22 10:37:33 UTC  

They're robust cars at least, the corollas. I see a lot of them around.

2018-05-22 10:37:33 UTC  

drunk teens stumble into your car and smear vomit into seats

2018-05-22 10:37:56 UTC  

look comfy as fuck

2018-05-22 10:38:02 UTC  

would sleep in back of

2018-05-22 10:38:09 UTC  

~~Threaten them until they give you all their money~~ I mean what <:blobsweat:323674390967615488>

2018-05-22 10:38:20 UTC  

<a:ablobsweats:396521773719617537>

2018-05-22 10:38:44 UTC  

then they would rate you 2 stars and you wouldnt be able to drive uber anymore

2018-05-22 10:38:49 UTC  

then they would rate you 2 stars and you wouldnt be able to drive uber anymore

2018-05-22 10:38:53 UTC  

the system they use is fucked

2018-05-22 10:38:59 UTC  

How does it work

2018-05-22 10:39:07 UTC  

If you get a low star count you get fired?

2018-05-22 10:39:38 UTC  

if the drivers "rating" isnt good enough they get fired

2018-05-22 10:39:44 UTC  

Ouch

2018-05-22 10:40:07 UTC  

All it takes is a few bad days and "I didn't tell you to turn there" and you'll be looking for a new job

2018-05-22 10:41:09 UTC  

Seem to remember if you go below certain amount of points you get shafted

2018-05-22 10:41:33 UTC  

and that plenty of people just rate you 1 star because of whatever bias they want

2018-05-22 10:41:47 UTC  

indians have a monopoly on it atm

2018-05-22 10:41:51 UTC  

at least in victoria

2018-05-22 10:42:01 UTC  

yeah I can imagine

2018-05-22 10:42:12 UTC  

They are extremely jewish

2018-05-22 10:42:27 UTC  

Good workers, dont want them in my country

2018-05-22 10:42:33 UTC  

mmhm

2018-05-22 10:42:46 UTC  

they are too good, and more tightly knit than jews

2018-05-22 10:43:13 UTC  

Yeah, they look down on anyone just because their parents lived in india and we should feel sorry for them

2018-05-22 10:56:33 UTC  

@sum why are polish truck drivers so bad

2018-05-22 10:56:48 UTC  

aaand my Ribs are ready

2018-05-22 10:57:14 UTC  

first that burger and now ribs?

2018-05-22 10:57:15 UTC  

madman

2018-05-22 10:58:40 UTC  

nah that burger was just to tease people

2018-05-22 10:58:43 UTC  

i wish i had one tho

2018-05-22 11:01:42 UTC  

breakfast ribs

2018-05-22 11:01:47 UTC  

worth the 2 hour wait in oven

2018-05-22 11:01:59 UTC  

Ribs for breakfast?

2018-05-22 11:01:59 UTC  

hangover ribs <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2018-05-22 11:02:09 UTC  

not even hangover

2018-05-22 11:02:21 UTC  

they were -60% on the shop

2018-05-22 11:02:27 UTC  

so i just had to buy them

2018-05-22 11:02:30 UTC  

This is the gayest thing I say but it's the best weight advice I got to share: a minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips