Message from @Desperado Dave

Discord ID: 788094258204770384


2020-12-14 17:23:21 UTC  

hahahahahha

2020-12-14 17:23:21 UTC  

You don't mean actual poop right?

2020-12-14 17:23:25 UTC  

Like sharting, you mean?

2020-12-14 17:23:26 UTC  

ohhhh noooo

2020-12-14 17:23:39 UTC  

i mean he was literally drunk shitting himself while i was ringing him up

2020-12-14 17:23:41 UTC  

the madness

2020-12-14 17:23:47 UTC  

old drunkard white dude

2020-12-14 17:23:48 UTC  

😳

2020-12-14 17:23:58 UTC  

then what blew my mind

2020-12-14 17:24:01 UTC  

is after

2020-12-14 17:24:11 UTC  

he went and sat on the bench in the foyer for like 10 mins

2020-12-14 17:24:13 UTC  

i was like dam

2020-12-14 17:24:18 UTC  

@Desperado Dave I 100% agree with that.

2020-12-14 17:24:19 UTC  

now your legs and thighs are all messy

2020-12-14 17:24:21 UTC  

savage

2020-12-14 17:24:40 UTC  

When I eat chocolate I literally smell the chocolate when I sweat.

2020-12-14 17:24:51 UTC  

i dont eat chocolate

2020-12-14 17:24:54 UTC  

i get heart burn

2020-12-14 17:24:58 UTC  

or nasty poos

2020-12-14 17:25:11 UTC  

meat and vegetables are my diet

2020-12-14 17:25:13 UTC  

as you sweat you release toxins and a variety of things that you consume

2020-12-14 17:25:20 UTC  

hence your smell comes from that

2020-12-14 17:25:34 UTC  

oh and lots of dairy

2020-12-14 17:25:44 UTC  

meat vegetables and dairy

2020-12-14 17:25:45 UTC  

as well as anything else your body is breaking down, fats, proteins, ect

2020-12-14 17:25:47 UTC  

Yeah, I gotta clean my diet up, man.

2020-12-14 17:25:59 UTC  

not a fan of grains fruit or sweets

2020-12-14 17:26:14 UTC  

Oh, that's big!

2020-12-14 17:26:19 UTC  

my ideal meal

2020-12-14 17:26:21 UTC  

i have too much coke

2020-12-14 17:26:23 UTC  

the soda not the drug

2020-12-14 17:26:24 UTC  

its like pot roast or whatever

2020-12-14 17:26:32 UTC  

Ohhh man COKE

2020-12-14 17:26:36 UTC  

I LOVE COKE!

2020-12-14 17:26:39 UTC  

Hahahaha

2020-12-14 17:26:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/457991466174906368/788094655794774057/slow-cooker-pot-roast-16.png

2020-12-14 17:26:51 UTC  

i could eat that every day, literally

2020-12-14 17:26:51 UTC  

You use it for refining metals!

2020-12-14 17:26:57 UTC  

Oh, that looks really good, Shalom.

2020-12-14 17:27:07 UTC  

beef potatoes carrots and celery haha