I already knew about the Left Right black lives matter of this crap Bing Bang Boom Bang Boom

I know that's not a lie that's why I thought you were referring to the other b******* enough of this though

but alas, i am moreso Odysseus the mere mortal from the backwater village than invincible demigod Hercules

Hahahah

Hail hail

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A demigod a bonnet they're going to know it ain't true

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gotta piss off the pagan gods and suffer a bit and get to my lovely wife, kill all the fuckboi suitors, and get back to my kingdom or die trying

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Video game oh Lord

huh?

No I'm kidding@Japheth you're at least not that bad

Hahahah

le sigh am i the only the cracker that actually read the Odyssey by Homer?

It's been like 20 years but I've read it

nice

it's been a while for me too, but Odysseus is my favorite of the greek heroes cause he is the rare full mortal that only can rely on his wits

Odyssey is boring

Most unengaging book known to man

I like the Iliad it's an epic poem

Magical tree house is what real men read

no superpowers, and also i like his story arc, everyone trying to steal his world, fuck his wife, kill his son, beat his servants, eat his food, drink his wine, and steal his kingdom

and then he just coems back and fuckign slaughters them all

@Japheth this is getting into the early 1800 check out the Revolt of Islam by Percy bysshe Shelley

andh e got the hottest wife in all greco-roman literature/history, the onyl that's like not a total slut and waits for him for like 20 years and is intelligent and witty in her own right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0_A9XWxV0Q

He was expelled from either Oxford or Cambridge I think he was expelled from Oxford and they ended up going to Cambridge but he wrote the necessity of atheism don't get hung up on the title

lol

Its Not necessarily atheistic

fucking enlightenment era literature

Your reading books about Greek gods but you believe in jesus well to be fair to you that's as enlightening as reading a comic book so that's fair have fun reading Batman and Robin and Odysseus

well they're moreso the ancient literature it jsut happens to have that in it

at least they have an epic plotline

and bonus star wars plottwist, they might be your father

well if you white anyways for Odysseus

Well when I read Greek mythology I didn't I don't incorporate it into my own religion not saying you do that's the beauty of literature that's why I made a joke about the comic book it's not meant to be it's really taken literally It's Entertainment sure it coincides with Some fundamentals of life and what goes on politically and ideologically sure but still it's still fiction

mmmm well the thing with ancient literature is the line between fiction and nonfiction is really blurry

you know, the thing!

oh snap Dave why didn't you say you throwing a VC Christmas Party?

Christmas the time when those so-called real Christians get mad because they think it's a pagan holiday ....Silent Night holy night what a mess Merry Christmas everybody if you have a Christmas tree that's awesome if you don't that's awesome too it's all about you know who it is the main man the one that it revolves around