Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 451006698602364934


2018-05-29 12:55:32 UTC  

Huooohhhhh

2018-05-29 12:55:38 UTC  

fug, last minute advice, getting my gf a dairy queen cake for her bday, should i go for the resees or cookie dough

2018-05-29 12:55:40 UTC  

Huuuuuuuuh

2018-05-29 12:55:52 UTC  

As resident fatty, cookie dough

2018-05-29 12:56:03 UTC  

Huohhh listen to fatthew

2018-05-29 12:56:10 UTC  

He will smell it from china

2018-05-29 12:56:20 UTC  

Bitc nigguh

2018-05-29 12:56:42 UTC  

It has the added benefit of her not having as much schmutz in her teeth when she's blowing you later 😊

2018-05-29 12:56:55 UTC  

Get reeses puff reeses puff
Eat em up 4x

2018-05-29 12:57:03 UTC  

I mean, I'm ASSUMING your girlfriend has teeth

2018-05-29 12:57:32 UTC  

Finnish people don't need teeth when the "meat" can be chewed using just lips

2018-05-29 12:58:07 UTC  

I dont even know what you are talking about

2018-05-29 12:58:10 UTC  

Can you explain

2018-05-29 12:58:11 UTC  

Huohhh

2018-05-29 12:58:33 UTC  

He assumes finnish girls dont have TEETH

2018-05-29 12:58:49 UTC  

What?

2018-05-29 12:58:54 UTC  

Who has finnish gf

2018-05-29 12:58:55 UTC  

Huohhh

2018-05-29 12:59:01 UTC  

You <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-05-29 12:59:06 UTC  

Huohhh

2018-05-29 12:59:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/451006698602364930/image-1.jpg

2018-05-29 12:59:38 UTC  

Gainz

2018-05-29 13:01:55 UTC  

Aids

2018-05-29 13:02:25 UTC  

GAids

2018-05-29 13:02:29 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2018-05-29 13:03:06 UTC  

Protein

2018-05-29 13:16:42 UTC  

another shooting in belgium

2018-05-29 13:17:43 UTC  

Really?

2018-05-29 13:20:32 UTC  

Went to 3 different sports stores, they all had a similar looking Chad guy as employee

2018-05-29 13:21:10 UTC  

Maybe it was the same guy teleporting around

2018-05-29 13:21:12 UTC  

Just for you

2018-05-29 13:21:17 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-05-29 13:22:44 UTC  

I appreciate the effort taken for that image

2018-05-29 13:23:20 UTC  

What do you americans think of these islam shootings and stabbings in yurop ?

2018-05-29 13:23:56 UTC  

They praise their second amend and get shot

2018-05-29 13:26:18 UTC  

Yurop: acid attacks, shootings, and pedestrian attacks
America: school shootings
Asia/Oceania: ***laughing***

2018-05-29 13:26:45 UTC  

>suicides

2018-05-29 13:27:04 UTC  

I mean, these two cops and cleaning lady getting allahu akbarred in Belgium is big news. But I wonder how the numbers compare to the amount of black perpetrated shootings

2018-05-29 13:27:13 UTC  

@Droidbot you forget the lindt cafe ?

2018-05-29 13:27:28 UTC  

Besides, plenty of stabbings and shootings

2018-05-29 13:27:38 UTC  

@Turbo dec14