I'm not drunk I'm mad it better than veing drunk

...;

Are you sure you're not drunk?

does being drunk and shotguns mix

No it does nit

Poor John! He's being irresponsible with firearms!

Hey frum, shoot one for me too <:hahayes:330459104495665153>

It's almost like he wants them to be banned.

Pest control is more responsible than pointing them at cats

are you sure you can tell the difference

>John is litearlly murdering things with a beer in his hand

just another reason not to go to texas

I'd set a trap but the beighvors have cats
Fat fucking lazy cats who cant take coons

And I have no alcohol in the house

its all inside you now

...because you drank it all?

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I am NOT drunk

also Matt >no alcoholi in the hosue

>its clearly in a cooler outside

>sitting outside

hes using drunk logic

:hugethink:

I'm going to skin it and mount its skull by my garbage cans

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Maybe I'll get a whole family

>killing random defenseless animals

Fucking racoons

I think johns going down the path of a serial killer matt

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first the racoon, then his neighbors

John, we're worried about you!

Worry about the racoons

I won't

You're doing the right thing, frum

I know what'll cheer you up, John

Thabk you

https://youtu.be/P9sQZLtsfp8

I'm going to name the racoon new Matthew. I will ritually fill it with birdshot in honor of him.

Hey I know that guy

My mothers ex used to play his songs a lot