Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 451201155616473089


2018-05-30 01:34:47 UTC  

hopefully they show up within a few days

2018-05-30 01:34:53 UTC  

I don't understand!

2018-05-30 01:35:17 UTC  

You're already a talented and skilled cook, so why order MREs? 😃

2018-05-30 01:36:17 UTC  

I enjoy military rations

2018-05-30 01:36:27 UTC  

and these are fresh enough to fill my needs

2018-05-30 01:36:34 UTC  

im getting a passport next month when i get my new licence

2018-05-30 01:36:46 UTC  

Do you plan to travel?

2018-05-30 01:37:13 UTC  

yes

2018-05-30 01:37:25 UTC  

I have a friend in teh UK, a ticket is only about $600 USD

2018-05-30 01:37:29 UTC  

plus travel expenses

2018-05-30 01:37:44 UTC  

Shipping to the US via UK post should be reasonable so i cn just mail any packages i want back

2018-05-30 01:38:05 UTC  

i just need to co-ordinate wiht my brit friends about where they are and when to visit

2018-05-30 01:42:07 UTC  

I have a few friends i want to visit

2018-05-30 01:42:10 UTC  

its just a matter of planning trips

2018-05-30 01:44:34 UTC  

>it's japanese for "What"

2018-05-30 01:44:44 UTC  

It's also italian for dwarf

2018-05-30 01:44:48 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-05-30 01:45:59 UTC  

Wow! Multiple meanings for words are fun!

2018-05-30 01:50:59 UTC  

I'm gping to sit in my backyard with my shotgun fucking racoons

2018-05-30 01:51:09 UTC  

Oh mats still acting lile a tit

2018-05-30 01:52:18 UTC  

You sound drunk again, John.

2018-05-30 01:52:27 UTC  

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2018-05-30 01:52:33 UTC  

matt i think we need to get john into rehab

2018-05-30 01:52:52 UTC  

I'm not drunk I'm mad it better than veing drunk

2018-05-30 01:53:04 UTC  

...;

2018-05-30 01:53:57 UTC  

Are you sure you're not drunk?

2018-05-30 01:57:03 UTC  

does being drunk and shotguns mix

2018-05-30 01:57:34 UTC  

No it does nit

2018-05-30 01:58:55 UTC  

Poor John! He's being irresponsible with firearms!

2018-05-30 01:58:58 UTC  

Hey frum, shoot one for me too <:hahayes:330459104495665153>

2018-05-30 01:59:03 UTC  

It's almost like he wants them to be banned.

2018-05-30 01:59:25 UTC  

Pest control is more responsible than pointing them at cats

2018-05-30 01:59:45 UTC  

are you sure you can tell the difference

2018-05-30 01:59:54 UTC  

>John is litearlly murdering things with a beer in his hand

2018-05-30 02:00:03 UTC  

just another reason not to go to texas

2018-05-30 02:00:15 UTC  

I'd set a trap but the beighvors have cats
Fat fucking lazy cats who cant take coons

2018-05-30 02:00:44 UTC  

And I have no alcohol in the house

2018-05-30 02:01:14 UTC  

its all inside you now

2018-05-30 02:01:16 UTC  

...because you drank it all?

2018-05-30 02:01:16 UTC  

<:vvFeels:431929252469014528>

2018-05-30 02:01:31 UTC  

I am NOT drunk