As roombas unload 9mm and claymores

morning stars are actually not great at imparting force

sorry, if they are club form they are good, flail form hell no

Or do this

They would be in this instance!

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/943/774/619.jpg

Buy a stuffed dog from a taxidermist

but a beehive on top of a roomba

And fill it with as much tannerite as you can

When they inevitably shoot your dog it will be a surprise

A morning star is on a chain. The “club form” would be a mace!

i thought morning star denoted the head shape

@ImNotGas, you just advanced to level 15!

Net

since there are round maces and spikey maces

and round flails and spikey flails

A flail is the chained version.

Flail and mace

Both have different styles

yes, flails are actually not great

Pretty sure morningstars are a stick with a metal ball and spikes.

Yes!

you just said it was on a chain

Put those on the fan plates.

Can be both!

A mace is a morningstar without spikes.

i think

all morning stars are maces

but not all maces are morning stars

Well I use them to bash skulls.. so for all intents and purposes they’re skull smashers!

A warhammer is a small mace in the shape of a hammer.

Etc etc.

Skull smasher in the shape of a skull smasher!

all intensive porpoises

My friends motorcycle was stolen. It was damaged but the police recovered it but are now charging him 750 to get it out. Is there a way to get a waiver for impounded vehicles from theft?

The porpoise gazed intensely!

Hahaha

brb dog demanding i walk her

Yes! So as you’re told, human!