Is it "edgyboi" hours so soon?

Depends, which Matthew are you now?

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it's the real sad lad hours

There's only ever been one matthew

the real i don't wanna live on this world minute

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What?

Are you having a stroke?

Can you breathe?

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Annie are you okay

Daijoubu??

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Yknow, I think that guy might be a Jew.

>go to protest having nothing to do with you
>make it about you

Yeah, definitely a Jew

what are you implying about the people of the jewish faith

Maybe he is a Hittite

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Wait or was it the Emim

Damn I am rusty

No, @Rusty-Shackleford is Rusty

you can't steal people's identities like that, John

Nvm the emim are all dead

I used to be able tp recite chunks of geneologies but now I can hardly keep the apostles straight

It's 2018

saying all the apostles were straight is morally reprehensible

All the apostles were straight

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Oh god it got worse

That makes me feel better for not putting stickers on my chinkpad

id only put the most cringe anime stickers i can find

Maybe I should put a big clear sticker on my new rifle, then cover THAT with cringe stickers, then take them all off at once when the meme gets old