I have the image in my mind now

A fat chick with a strap on

it actually bothers me that i had to resort to this shit

we actually liked donny

Was his wife a recent addition?

no i met his wife 8 years ago

when i first met him

its just like it was yesterday

i could hear her laughing like a fat obese dolphin

choking on lard

lmao

she looks like honeybooboos mom

but i was accepting

i respected her for many years

Dang

until my last ice broke

and decided to columbine it

Was she always nasty?

nasty looking?

yes

nasty as a person?

<:Yes:791945194894393344>

lol

her voice was so annoying

sometimes i would just mute donny

also

fucking true story here

Some people are like that

i got one for ya

Ok

so donny one night while i was playing an intense game of dota

yes

i play moba

lmao

not league tho

but

while i was playing, donny decided to leave call

or so we thought

he actually left his mic on

so