no i met his wife 8 years ago

when i first met him

its just like it was yesterday

i could hear her laughing like a fat obese dolphin

choking on lard

lmao

she looks like honeybooboos mom

but i was accepting

i respected her for many years

Dang

until my last ice broke

and decided to columbine it

Was she always nasty?

nasty looking?

yes

nasty as a person?

<:Yes:791945194894393344>

lol

her voice was so annoying

sometimes i would just mute donny

also

fucking true story here

Some people are like that

i got one for ya

Ok

so donny one night while i was playing an intense game of dota

yes

i play moba

lmao

not league tho

but

while i was playing, donny decided to leave call

or so we thought

he actually left his mic on

so

after awhile of them just talking bullshit and talking about going to outback steakhouse (prolly the reason why shes damn fat)

i hear bed springs go off

i dont give a shit because im in the middle of game

then i hear kissing in the background

in my head i was thinking