@Pawp never tag me again

why

🤔

I don't like being woken up

oh

ill leave you alone then matty-chan

<:amLove:426438670917304341>

But I hate having my handies interrupted more

wut

<:angery:423058200661590017>

i interuppted a handie?

Momentarily

y tho

@Droidbot >crossbows are illegal in ausland

Why

Because my phone vibrated off my bedside table when you pinged me like a faggot, like you do literally every night

they're an assault weapon.

you can't even EDC knives here, it's illegal to carry without a valid reason

food preparation, stunts, etc

>self defense isn't a valid reason

It's not

@Matthew

Bzzt

@johnfrum

But you aren't getting a handie, are you? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I dont have notifications turned on

Why would you even have vibration notifications

i keep getting hair loss commericals

is this a sign from god

Because I DO have people who message me with important info sometimes, duh

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

@bentech a bald man is stealing your wifi

Or your area has a lot of bald people

Or he is, in fact, bald

im not bald -w-

Being bald sounds like problem you could have avoided by making a toupee when you still had hair

There's no shame in baldheadedness

Only in not owning it when you do

My aunt makes wigs, shit makes bank apparently.

Maybe I should become a wig weaver

Wig weaver, box stacker, man hacker