https://youtu.be/Pd1z8jNuiz8

Remember when a bunch of new york socialists pretended to be down home country folks

https://youtu.be/YME1jiH3EPE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tYvGfF1Gkg

https://youtu.be/bCf40wrpdlc
>I used to actually like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjUwXLIgqs0

tfw Tim Heidecker actually makes good music

Is this a joke

>chinks made a rifle that can setpeople on fire from half a mile away

whens it showing up on aliexpress

https://www.cnet.com/news/chinas-new-laser-powered-rifle-can-literally-set-you-on-fire/

They also claimed to have cloned people

Look at them

They clearly did

Cloning people is Stupidly easy tho john

And to have discovered unlimited stemcells

And the cure to cancer

>chinks cure cancer

Multiple times actually

>sell the secret to trump

>trump comes forward and cures cancer

could you imagine it

So why would I believe some random scientific claim this time

they make handheld lazers taht can set people on fire

if teh chinks scaled up the tech i wouldnt be suprised

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGs1-bfiYFQ

Very slowly and that need extended cool down times, unless they did something like also discover perfect thermal transfer this is going to be debunked and walked back quietly in a couple weeks

Sound based weapons work better anyway

See here's the thing, though

Americans are fat

We'll sizzle and combust immediately

>being fat

NOT EVEN ONCE

You know what also works really well? Chemical propellents that shoot bits of metal at very high speeds and costs a couple pennies a shot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH4p_MX4YG8

Is this John-level humor

man nothings better then taking a dump on company time

I make a Nickle

Boss makes a Dime

That's why I shit on company time