Americans are fat

We'll sizzle and combust immediately

>being fat

NOT EVEN ONCE

You know what also works really well? Chemical propellents that shoot bits of metal at very high speeds and costs a couple pennies a shot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH4p_MX4YG8

Is this John-level humor

man nothings better then taking a dump on company time

I make a Nickle

Boss makes a Dime

That's why I shit on company time

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err

@johnfrum

wrong john

@Matthew its funny on multiple levels

https://youtu.be/lj1qLbJfmE8 @Pawp

Fuck you

wut

whatis this

it gave me a headache

stop wishing me dead

Boing. BoomChak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLhpg_mdeaI @Matthew

@Matthew theres that metronome feeling

https://youtu.be/rLy-AwdCOmI

Sometimes I like the feeling

@johnfrum https://youtu.be/y3oNfYCh5Vg

im guna gamble on kerion

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im not fullly set

@johnfrum https://youtu.be/Z0DO0XyS8Ko

https://youtu.be/PLplkdDCZQM

@Matthew shhh

Its storytime

I wonder if othais still posts on /k/

One time my stepmom locked me out of the house for 7 hours till my dad got home, then punched me in the jaw when I told my dad she did that

Oh, you meant the video

Ah, the American growing up experience