and gays stop pretending they are special

My washing machine is dead, I'm still sick after drinking expired nyquil and youbdecide to link me some vanilla shit @Matthew

Fuck you

@johnfrum testicular suspension is normie to you, but fanservice in anime is "disgusting"?

You really are a psychopath

You admit it was fanservice

@Sapharanth you were right

Medicine was a mistake

@Pawp is watching Kaiba tonight. He'll side with me. You'll see.

>be me >be dying > @johnfrum is dying too and probably the one who got me sick

Shh, let mama take care of you forever

Bitch ill live i talked to my nurse friend and took her advice

Night Shift Nurses, huuuuuh

nah shes a head nurse, really smart, knows her shit,

Did you Fuck her

I could if i wanted too.

but i havnt .

Does she know you type like a retard

Did she tell you to drink lots of water and rest

ye, cuz im hella lazy

A college educated woman like that probably be disgusted by your blatant idiocy

Lul

Let's go to John's house and give him a Blowout to make him feel better

wut

no im good

i gotta go to work in 2 hours

matt

your gunna mke me sick

I'm going to make rice porriage like a fucking weeb because I'm out of oats

@johnfrum make rice pudding

rice

fucking pudding <:NepGasm1:315553930383982592>

Man, nyquil is terrible fo dreams

@Pawp rice pudding is shitty tapioca pudding

rude

Whatvisnrude is cursing me to share your sickness

coughin sucks

@johnfrum for the record, the only thing that makes nyquil any different than dayquil is the addition of an antihistamine that also give a it the drowsiness side effect

Its the non drowsy kind, generic

im gunna pump my body full of caffine