Oh, we used to sell quarter racks of ribs for $3.79 too

But people got uppity about it so we stopped doing iy

I actually like smoked chuck better but prefer the sound if the word brisket.

Fuckin rich doctor faggots would come in and buy 20 servings, ask us to wrap it up for them, and there'd be nothing left for the vets

I measured my inter pupillary distance, was thinking of getting a VR headset

IT'S FUCKING 73MM

Literally Fuck all doctors and nursing staff

That's fucking why cardboard VR felt so weird

Niggas are broke from loans

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Have mercy

YO THERES A BARBECUE PLACE CALLED THE SURFING PIG

imma check this SHit out

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I had my IQ measured actually.

doesn't stop me from looking like a neanderthal.

I guess

i dont even know what I look like anymore

@johnfrum >broke from loans
>but can buy $60 worth of ribs every Wednesday for 2 years

Pick fucking one

>tfw the bbq place that I grew up with went out of business and was replaced by a physical therapy place

>brisket cheesesteak $12

so tempted

<:pepewot:327934404234313739> God damn

tfw

I had turkey meatballs and cornmeal for lunch today

BRISKET CHEESESTEAK — Tender slow cooked shredded brisket topped with our homemade BBQ sauce, $12
American Cheese and Horseradish Cream Sauce on the side... One of our best

There was a BBQ place near my house that went out of business the week after the Superbowl

@Matthew Oh, I thought they ate for free

Now there's nowhere good to go within 4 miles

I might order food

damn

Get a smoker and buy a whole cow carcass

@johnfrum inpatient vets get custom meals brought to their room, but it's not cooked by us, it's handled by NSF downstairs

My canteen is actually a private company that's mandated by Congress to exist and have a location inside every VA

tfw federally enforced monopoly

>deep fried hotdog

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A corn dog?

All beef hot dog stuffed with cheddar cheese, wrapped in applewood smoked bacon, battered and deep fried with a side of honey mustard sauce.

i guess its a corndog basicly