future where words will not hurt your feelings

because all words will be censored

genius

>I eat ramen to substitute real food at work

>/fit/ bro

Soy boys just don't do exercise which is why they're all sticks

and have man tits

Real Chad LARPing hours

Sorry it took me so long to message, I was getting a handie from my 10/10 girlfriend, heh. Shit was so cash. Yeah anyway I'm gonna go do my squats now, heh. By the way, does anyone have a link to a good chink high-capacity wallet? Mine is just stuffed full of money and I need a larger one. Heh.

So interesting thing

I measured my computer and laptops keyboard width

Both the keys on the standard desktop keyboard take about 28 cm sans the arrows and numpad across

same for the keyboard minus numpad portion of a 15,6" laptop

yes

very interesting

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and finally, same for my 13,3" toshiba portege, where the keyboard is 6mm from the borders of the laptop

What this mean is contrary to the common myth of "14.1" is minimum for full size keyboard", 13.3" actually is

Meaning 13.3" is the ultimate, the smallest you can go for if you want a fullsize keyboard.

Makes sense cause if you look at 14.1 dells, they actually have large borders around the keyboard, which prompted me to look into it.

Also I forgot how stupidly huge 15.6" laptops were

I actually own one of those shark plushies

they are comfy as Fuck

link

do you use it as a waifu pillow

:3

ikea has shark plushies

😔

theyre coming for me boys

holy fuck

what a madman

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what a retard

total

probably compensating for the stick arms

Niggers

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