bit cut tbh

go to NZ or something they've got trees

its pretty much the uk tbh

I think I've told this story here before but like ~6 years ago when I was a 5ft 3 midget some Japanese tourists asked me out of the blue to take photos with me on a school excursion

in uniform and everything

Arnt you like.

and called me "handsome boy"

i like kangaroo meat

Six foot eight

that's gay

no I'm just over the king of manlets

6ft0

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I cooked kangaroo meat at some party when I was 16 well done and it was garbage

but that was fun

You probably didn't season or cook it right

it's good when it's cooked properly tho

and my friends wanted to make me get handsome boy on my jersey but it got refused because my school are nazis

ye I've had it a couple times since

Also kangaroo clearly needs to be deep fried

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should i go to perth

I've never had Kangaroo

lol no don't go to perth

not a good tourist city @moshi

adelaide?

just stick to the east coast lad

ade is boring as fuck

thoughts on americans?

What part of Australia let's me shoot off guns

west coast is for boomers

i hate american tourists

just go QLD, NSW, VIC

same

hows that interesting at all @Droidbot

America is fucking massive

dullest story

Here would you want to visit

they're so fucking loud

Those are the three fucking shitholes

yeah it is