Message from @crates
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can get everything you want out of au without coming here
rekt
I'm gunna visit Australia one day
don't waste your money
No. He got a high paying job and stopped
bit cut tbh
go to NZ or something they've got trees
its pretty much the uk tbh
I think I've told this story here before but like ~6 years ago when I was a 5ft 3 midget some Japanese tourists asked me out of the blue to take photos with me on a school excursion
in uniform and everything
Arnt you like.
and called me "handsome boy"
i like kangaroo meat
Six foot eight
that's gay
no I'm just over the king of manlets
6ft0
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but that was fun
You probably didn't season or cook it right
it's good when it's cooked properly tho
and my friends wanted to make me get handsome boy on my jersey but it got refused because my school are nazis
ye I've had it a couple times since
Also kangaroo clearly needs to be deep fried
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should i go to perth
I've never had Kangaroo
lol no don't go to perth
adelaide?
just stick to the east coast lad
ade is boring as fuck
thoughts on americans?
What part of Australia let's me shoot off guns
west coast is for boomers
i hate american tourists
just go QLD, NSW, VIC
same