Message from @Mirurin (真的華人時刻)

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2018-09-21 14:13:15 UTC  

did you try the other meme

2018-09-21 14:13:16 UTC  

durian

2018-09-21 14:13:43 UTC  

I could eat 5 fruits in one sitting but my western friends says it smells like paint

2018-09-21 14:13:48 UTC  

I passed by someone selling it and thought there must be a dead dog nearby

2018-09-21 14:13:51 UTC  

>porco likes the taste of hot sweaty ass

2018-09-21 14:14:01 UTC  

Porco

2018-09-21 14:14:02 UTC  

Plz

2018-09-21 14:14:10 UTC  

you know chinks pay top dollar for durian right

2018-09-21 14:14:25 UTC  

I know they're pretty expensive in Taiwan

2018-09-21 14:14:38 UTC  

same in chinkapore and neighbouring malaysia

2018-09-21 14:14:39 UTC  

Itd a meme fruit, like dragon fruit.

2018-09-21 14:14:51 UTC  

how is dragon fruit a meme fruit

2018-09-21 14:14:54 UTC  

dragon fruit is tasty, there's nothing wrong with it

2018-09-21 14:14:57 UTC  

is this really what westerners think

2018-09-21 14:15:05 UTC  

it's quality fruit, and white is better

2018-09-21 14:15:12 UTC  

For the price its not worth the hype

2018-09-21 14:15:18 UTC  

to be fair, until 2013-2014, in Switzerland nobody knew what a dragonfruit is

2018-09-21 14:15:39 UTC  

If its dirt cheap in your locale sure but here its almost 5 dollars a fruit

2018-09-21 14:15:42 UTC  

it's been very recent that one of the big-3-grocery stores started selling it

2018-09-21 14:15:45 UTC  

holy shit

2018-09-21 14:15:53 UTC  

5 dollars for a single fruit?

2018-09-21 14:15:55 UTC  

kek

2018-09-21 14:16:01 UTC  

even 7-8 $ in Switzerland

2018-09-21 14:16:06 UTC  

for one dragon fruit

2018-09-21 14:16:10 UTC  

yeah definitely not worth it

2018-09-21 14:16:15 UTC  

but you know what's even worse? 4 $ for ONE guava

2018-09-21 14:16:28 UTC  

Ye, thats why I said its not worth it. Only people I see buying it are well off people who want to show off.

2018-09-21 14:16:58 UTC  

why the fuck is guava so expensive

2018-09-21 14:17:01 UTC  

If you go to a shady chink market at the right time sometimes its 3 dollars a fruit.

2018-09-21 14:17:11 UTC  

I can understand the dragonfruit since lol import costs

2018-09-21 14:17:14 UTC  

Because it's a tropical fruit and you need to actually fly it in

2018-09-21 14:17:41 UTC  

Same with Mango, one top-tier mango is easily 10+$ in Switzerland because it needs to come by plane

2018-09-21 14:17:51 UTC  

it's a small, cold country in the alps

2018-09-21 14:17:54 UTC  

feels good to live in a tropical country

2018-09-21 14:18:23 UTC  

Honestly idgaf, when I feel like eating a mango, what are 10$ compared to happiness?

2018-09-21 14:18:26 UTC  

No it doesnt

2018-09-21 14:18:44 UTC  

now if only the chink gestapo would let me off for going 65mph in a 55 mph zone at 2.am at night

2018-09-21 14:18:51 UTC  

Also I didn't tell you about buying fresh shiitake yet

2018-09-21 14:19:00 UTC  

Let me tell you about 50 $ for 1 kg of fresh shiitake

2018-09-21 14:19:04 UTC  

What

2018-09-21 14:19:08 UTC  

Thats retarded