but I look fugly as sin

How he evolves from shy vir/g/in basement dweller to chad heavy lifting big bucks boy with a loyal gf

Mr Spock?

Reported

@porco he doxxed himself

kek

exif's scrubbed and it's only my eyes

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/media/images/81300000/jpg/_81300586_81300585.jpg

<:GWsocksAngeryBob:405045028981833734> <- this is Windatica when he finds out

rare picture of Mirurin

tfw mr spock

Then turn yourself into fuckly as sin
It's just two letters, bro

That's a hot man

<:turt:443131018950606878>

alright, so what do I do next

Wait

sign up?

did you sign up?

<:shark_chink:230982717200793600>

yes sign up

and use the picture

ok, here goes

chink name or english/christian name

both

both

I will write a normie "about me" text for your profile

inb4 he goes and asks a malay lady if she has a dick

wait

what kind of username should I put

I_want_a_germangf_69

should I go with the default "mirurin"

yes

mirurin is fine

```Hi

I'm [anon] from Singapore (yes, the country where you get the death penalty for chewing gump in public transport LOL ◔_◔). I am here to learn more about German language and culture.

In my freetime, I [insert interesting fake freetime activity here] and I also enjoy travelling.

I want to learn German and I can help you with Malay or Chinese in exchange

```

what else could we put?

>I_want_a_germangf_69
👌 😂 😂 😂

write smh instead of LOL, he's zoomer

```I'm [anon] from Singapore (yes, the country where you get the death penalty for chewing gum in public transport smh ◔_◔). I am here to learn more about German language and culture.

In my freetime, I [insert interesting fake freetime activity here] and I also enjoy travelling.

I want to learn German and I can help you with Malay or Chinese in exchange```

Else unironically good

(edited)

please don't use this kind of language with German girls