Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 494129112185831425
Fuck rabbits
it's his dream
not mine
If I had to turn into any animal with the intention of fucking/getting fucked, I'd turn into a hyena, so I can fuck a gigantic pseudopenis
Truly spoken like a faggot
Look it up, shit's wild
>this is the real american dream
Its more like urethra sounding than sex
Very odd
@johnfrum any cool survivalist toys you can recommend?
This coffee was decaf, I am very upset.
@Sapharanth nope, they are toys for a reason.
Why would you buy decaf and then get mad that it's decaf <:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>
Maybe ferrorods
@Matthew the packaging looks exactly the same but with a small decaf on the bottom.
So, what kind of toys?
Ferrorods, magnesium blocks, peanut lighters
...peanut lighter?
Permanat matches are garbo, dont bother with them
They suck shit
Having a lighter even when you don't smoke is a good way to meet people <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>
If you enjoy being around degenerates that want cancer very badly, sure
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WHATS HIS NAME?
Bane?
I wonder if someone named thier baby bane yet
Baynard
Bayn
Not sure about just "Bane"
but
I've heard some people refer to their children as "Bane Of My Existance"
Does that count?
Dad jokes 🤢
"Bane as a boy's name is of Slavic origin meaning "glorious defender"."
"USAGE: East Frisian (Archaic)
PRONOUNCED: BAH-nÉ™
OTHER FORMS: Banne, Banke, Bancke, Banko, Bantke, Bantje, Banier, Bannier (East Frisian, archaic)"
Bantje
Bain is a last name
Does "Bahnhof" count?
That is the best one