Push him off

Tree work guy, offers me $100 to drive through snow an hour and remove three tree limbs, so I'm like "Fuck that" set up my own tree pruning job today fifteen minutes away for $250

He calls me, even though I told him I couldn't work today, whatever

So he sends me a shitty cellphone video three hours later from him up in the tree, bragging about how easy the work was and how it was $100 I missed

I call him gay and cringe and that the video was pixel-y

He challenges me to a climbing competition this Friday, tree pruning job, $500 to the winner

There's a 0.00% chance you aren't maverick.

lol

Lmao tree pruning rivalry story?

I was talking to my tree pruning guy, and he's really based on the jq

I tell him that I don't want to bet for money, but that I have two gopro cameras, i need content, and that I want to get video footage of how heavy he breathes and how old he sounds

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Who the fuck hires people to prune their trees, just do it yourself

He says he likes the cut of my jib, tells me he wants to hire me for a pruning job this coming Friday, and wants the climbing competition

When my trees go out of order, I burn it down. No second chances

So I'm not sure what I'll do yet

I’ve got 3 peach trees, 2 pear trees, and an apple tree. I handle them well

Well not everyone know how to properly prune a tree

Do you know what a branch bark collar ridge is, and don't google it before answering or else you lose

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What I do is a skilled trade, and I care very much for the trees I do work on

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Why are you a faggot?

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please quit with the story

He sounds like one

Probably because I went into the most accessible skilled trade for manlets

Honesty is the best policy

i promise we are not worried about a tree pruning competition

plumber check

Well the more you know

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Plumbing, electrical work, and arboriculture are the three most accessible trades to manlets like me

@t r e e d a d 2 0 0 6 Do you know what Brit Milah is. And don't google the answer

all manlets i know do plumbing

Oh and HVAC