I was already sold tbh

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your admin told me to get my emoji game fixed

Are you implying that I'm a robot?

I'll have you know I'm fully sentient

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... which was never a plus, to begin with

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tfw npc

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NO

don't do that

ok i ranked the major religous texts on how good the story is
1) old test
2) quran
3) new test
4)the sutras
5)the vedas
6) book of mormon
7) dianetics
im litterally right. prove me wrong you fuckigng cant

I can assure you that Lord of The Rings beats them all

lotr is the dbz of fantasy

overatted and too fucking long for its substance, but still influential on its genre

Let's try that again:

"The Old Testament/Quran/New Testament/Sutras/Vedas/Book of Mormon/Dianetics is the dbz of fantasy overatted and too fucking long for its substance, but still influential on its genre"

Yup, perfect fits

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these books were and still are very concise for the content they provide but lotr describes shit like trees forever, and the prose isnt interesting enough to keep me interested enough in the deep world like the movies can or even the fucking cliff notes can reee

>grasping at straws

>dianetics

one of these things is not like the others

thats why its at the bottom also my list of /religous/ texts is right

hubbard fucked little boys

lmao he shouldve been a catholic

not going to lie making your own religion would be pretty good because no taxes

yeah but it would be classified as a cult

until you blackmail the irs

you need like

4 people to start your own religion right

No, you only need yourself

You need 4 or more to make it a cult

making your own bs religion is how everybody in texas gets to do peyote legally

A religion is just a cult believed by many

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or maybe it's new mex

I really just wish the US would embrace the Portugal model

there's so many drugs I only want to try