Lol

some people JP. Are you confiding something here lol

In our case... You should probably step back a mile or two

LOL

Thank God there is an ocean between us then lol

Clare would be in the Atlantic Ocean if she stepped back enough to make me good looking

I look like Shrek

hahahaha

@JP... I was gonna say you look like Igor but okay, give yourself credit I guess

I like Shrek he was a nice guy, just pig ugly

Besides, we'll never be good enough for @Clare P . She's holding out for Fabio on a white stallion

Well to God all his 'creatures' are beautiful, I suppose

who is Fabio?

That muscle bound long blonde hunk all wemon drool over

Are they calling him something different these days?

Oh no, I'd have to get my ✂️ out straight away... long hair on a man is a no no. Plus blonde hair doesn't do it for me

@JP... ... She's a brad pitt lover for sure

yeah they all are they never admit it though

Definitely not. More of a Russel Crowe in Gladiator. Rough and rugged

That or a 1999 george clooney

GG @Phil Whitehead, you just advanced to level 10!

*looks at the clock* oh oh 5 mins

congrats Phil now kick that bot into touch

!rank

We get it... The average man just isn't good enough for most girls. Thank god I'm not looking

ahhhhh You got Clare with George Clooney

I figured it was her giving the 💯

if it were me that would involve a major lifestyle choice

Better not have been you

it wasn't me LOL

That's just creepy

Guys, I'm only messing with you two mere mortals. I appreciate good looks when I see them but in real life, looks aren't that important.

hover over it and you can see who did it

See... Mortals. She's a god in her own world

We humbly bow

Lower!

The queen has spoken

lower?

*bites lip*

Easy...