Very slick... The perfect crime

Although, I haven't purchased a life insurance plan yet..

I guess I'll die with a full stomach, I suppose there's worse ways too go

sounds like she's been talking with my mrs, I'm getting the same treatment, all these lekker German dishes, my lb's are stacking lol

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach - so I'm told

OMG.. wives across the world have united. This will be our greatest challenge men

We're guaranteed to fail

God created Adam but after looking at him for a while said "I can do much better than that!' and so created Eve

we were born to lose, since the moment God nicked Adams rib

My Fraulein put 40 lbs on me in two years

Wait a minute... We live in a liberal world, can't we sue for this?

You all love it, really...deep down...though you all love to complain lol

Good morning my patriots 😄

God looked at Adam and said 'my son, you've had it too good for too long - have some of this' and made Eve (no coincidence Eve - Evil)

Loved every minute

Morning 👍

Good morning TMC

Good morning

@RyanMC up early!

get that money haha

I'm up for a PM trade lmao

Niceee

Hope everyone is doing good

Aye right you are --- Eve = mother of all, living one, source of life

Yea good to see everyone enjoying themselves. Is everyone all ready for the holidays yet?

A much needed holiday time

Hum bug

after all this nonsense

Scrooge

Amen ... doing well

Right on!

Y'all can take Christmas and put it in your stockings.

Ohh la la

Oh Christmas tree... Oh Christmas tree

God bless us, everyone

GG @Lloyd Owen, you just advanced to level 12!

😂😂

Plagiarism...

He was a distant relative

Phil is like the grinch but deep down he actually has a big heart haha

👍 👍