What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I'm a cashew!

!joke

I'll tell you what often gets over looked... garden fences.

!joke

Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!

!joke

Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.

💪

!fact

The Vatican city registered 0 births in 1983

!help

**commands**:
!answer (queries wolframalpha)
!joke (tells a joke)
!archive (archives a website on archive.is)
!fact (tells a random fact)
!sudoku (you should try it out)

!sudoku

@dave has been banned from the server!

i just comit

!fact

"Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und"

!answer 2+2

4

!answer (2+2)-1

3

very slow math

!answer 9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9

im expecting this to break something

https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1538981809926.jpg

!help

**commands**:
!answer (queries wolframalpha)
!joke (tells a joke)
!archive (archives a website on archive.is)
!fact (tells a random fact)
!sudoku (you should try it out)

!exec du -sh

du: cannot read directory './.dbus': Permission denied

du: cannot read directory './.cache/dconf': Permission denied

159G .

Works

fuck off discord

No copypasta

!exec whoami

FeelsbadMan.png

Only i can exec @dave

uwu

For now

I have to sandbox it properly first

b-b-but senpai >>>.<<<