Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 506990436200611871


2018-10-31 00:22:42 UTC  

wat

2018-10-31 00:23:31 UTC  

it's shorter

2018-10-31 00:23:52 UTC  

that's why human digestive tracts are shorter than other primates, meat is easier to digest compared to grasses and plants

2018-10-31 00:26:54 UTC  

^ true facts

2018-10-31 00:27:22 UTC  

and before you say hur dur we don't have canines like carnivores, we used tools and cooking as an adaptation instead

2018-10-31 00:35:45 UTC  

@Matthew I dont like gin.

2018-10-31 00:35:55 UTC  

I like grog

2018-10-31 00:35:58 UTC  

grog?

2018-10-31 00:36:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/506989816861294597/Screenshot_2018-10-30-19-36-23.png

2018-10-31 00:36:47 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-10-31 00:37:03 UTC  

Guess you found out you don't like it

2018-10-31 00:37:23 UTC  

Lime, rum, water.

2018-10-31 00:37:32 UTC  

read that as lime , cum ,water

2018-10-31 00:37:33 UTC  

was confused

2018-10-31 00:37:45 UTC  

@Matthew the problem is the tonic

2018-10-31 00:37:52 UTC  

No bitter enough and too sweet.

2018-10-31 00:38:05 UTC  

...so you DO like gin, you just don't like tonic.

2018-10-31 00:38:29 UTC  

No, I dont like gin either, the tonic being meh just made it worse.

2018-10-31 00:38:39 UTC  

ay wtf

2018-10-31 00:38:44 UTC  

my phones stylus button broke out

2018-10-31 00:38:59 UTC  

In hives?

2018-10-31 00:39:03 UTC  

Acne?

2018-10-31 00:39:07 UTC  

A rash?

2018-10-31 00:39:10 UTC  

button broke

2018-10-31 00:39:50 UTC  

shidd

2018-10-31 00:39:58 UTC  

this phone is literally falling apart

2018-10-31 00:40:02 UTC  

first the home button

2018-10-31 00:40:06 UTC  

which I can glue back on tbh

2018-10-31 00:40:36 UTC  

also the back letters the u and g have fallen off turning samsung into sams_n_

2018-10-31 01:18:25 UTC  

>be german

2018-10-31 01:18:39 UTC  

>Get murdered by doctor with littledick syndrome

2018-10-31 01:19:03 UTC  

Mengele wannabe

2018-10-31 01:19:39 UTC  

he could bring them back to life?

2018-10-31 01:19:56 UTC  

he could have just practised on already dying people tbh

2018-10-31 01:19:56 UTC  

Clearly no

2018-10-31 01:20:00 UTC  

or joined emt

2018-10-31 01:20:06 UTC  

and revive people

Ayy sup gaymers <:mischaPride:492382620148039681>

2018-10-31 01:49:04 UTC  

hello

2018-10-31 03:28:47 UTC  

Why the fuck did it become so cold?