I think that pensioner got away with merking a burglar though so there's that

All these Garfields

Don't you have castle doctrine? Thats about as good as most places get tbh.

I was here first you fucking sluts

I was thinking that

Why are there so many Garfield

I was Garfield posting while you Bitches were just a twinkle in your daddys' eye

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/pensioner-burglar-stabbeddeath-released-henry-vincent-london-hither-green-kent-a8292721.html

That picture is all that matters

What a g

@johnfrum https://youtu.be/Yd_AqyPaUTg

>living in cali next to brushfires owned by land managed by fellow califags

>living in cali

It sucks but I hope they stay put and stop fucking around decent states.

Washington and Oregon already fucked themselves in the ass with these pozzed cucks and now Nevada is succumbing to the cancer.

What the Fuck does "pozzed" mean

I see it all the time

kek

Its a meme on HIV postive homos that for some reason tried to make catching it fashionable.

Oh. Bugcatchers

I forgot to drink coffee for the past month, no wonder I was grumpy and tired. I should just quit coffee.

So now you drank coffee and feel better? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Yes, I drank two pots

Oh fuck, almost half three

Good, you at least pretend to still care about ypur sleep schedule.

I didn't have caffeine for like 3 days and I had such a headache

I've had 3 energy drinks today

Caffeine is a drug, matt and artificial sugars are bad for you.

Okay?

Alcohol is a drug, and it sends you to hell BEFORE you die.

the crazy homeless guy at the laundromat was right about diet sodas being bad for your teeth. I shouldnt doubt the wisdom of bums.

I have perfect teeth, but my gums are fucky

Is that why you want to pull your teeth and replace them?

Don't post gore you fucking faggot, God damn

Moooooooooods

That was PG13 at most but okay, baby

So are videos of papercuts, but they're still hard to watch

Now John, normal, socialized humans have this thing called "empathy", which means they generally don't like to see other creatures in pain

Fun fact, USPS will just cut your string off. Something about multi million dollar machines becoming kill, bunch if fags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvXfgdyQxPQ