You know it, bruh @Shin

Matt is into weird shit after all

That turned me on for some reason.

we all knew already

he came on the ashes and then put that in his weird shit cabinet

Oh come one, miru.
I at least hoped you wouldn't say that

Bananas are my enemy. I shoved one up in my ass and I was bleeding after that. That was the second time in my life I'm not careful enough with them.

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I didn't know I injured my prostate with the sonicare toothbrush until I came crimson. The first spurt was pure ecstasy. Then, as soon as I saw the raspberry tinge I immediately realized what was wrong. I was seized with fear and immediately wanted to stop cumming but I couldn't stop climaxing. The next few spurts didn't feel good at all. They didn't hurt either, I just wanted to get it over with and start healing. Two days later I had the most cautious nut of my life. Was it gonna be white and thick, or runny, translucent and reddish?

no, seriously

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Matt's cabinet seems entirely normal now

I have as many friends as the fingers on my hand

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and only one drinks

Real handlet hours

we both become sad when drunk

so no games

sigh

Oh my yes. This channel is golden, truly golden.

>he hasn't had depression-sex

>we both become sad when drunk

You're drinking the wrong way

I don't want to know what the fuck is going on here

Get wasted and hit on some skank

Not the good looking ones, but some random

It'll be a funny evening

Come to Minnesota and drink with me

Guarantee you'll go home with a story to tell

chastity belt mandatory

You might be telling it to the police, a therapist, or a priest, but it'll be a story nonetheless

>the day matth ripped my butthole bloody

good story

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seriously though what the fuck do I do with all these cable tie remains

throw them?

@Mirurin (真的華人時刻) sound with them

are you fucking kidding me? that would hurt a lot

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