https://twitter.com/shenmacro/status/1064016234545524736

CHINKED

https://bright.jobs/apply/her-majestys-government-in-the-united-kingdom-london-temporary-brexit-secretary/

@bentech this can be your placement now

Wtf this has less requirements than most entry level jobs

Don't need requirements to be paid to be stupid

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Should get into politics

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1542562969602.webm

Quality food right there

That's literally better than 99% of tiktok

rejected by ang mo

hit or miss

I guess they never miss, huh

offset

metro boomin want some more nigga

I'm sorry, baby, please, puppy

vi sitter i ventrilo och spelar dota

Hard times

Do I want to spend the 20 minutes giving a backrub to maybe get a beej tonight, or do I just want to go to bed <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Chat with us

You two never have anything interesting to say

If John or pawp were here, I'd consider it

But you two just have memes and autism

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Shit, I'd even settle for porco or bear

But you two? I'd much rather get my Dick licked

Damn, you could've just said you were horny from the beginning

No need to hide it this badly

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I'm always horny for good conversation

The bj is my consolation prize because you two couldn't provide

Wonder how it feels to be the side bitch

I should ask your gf

I'm gonna crush your penis between two plexiglass plates if you don't change your tune

Sounds like an interesting way to promote length growth

But I'd rather have more girth than turn my dick into a pencil

What

got the club going up, on a tuesday

got your girl in the cut, and she ain't choosey

The hell is this