Chicken Soup for the Alcoholic Soul

No, just carrots, thyme, garlic and onions

...and chicken

Why did you think that needed to be mentioned

Because I was wondering if you were a true heathen who called soup with chicken STOCK but no meat "chicken soup"

Nope, used a Cornish hen, not a soup without bones

"Not a soup without bones" is something I'd expect a hobo to mutter while trying to break into my house.

You have nothing of value to steal.

I have guns, a large television, my purity, and about $3000 in cash in my house

TVs deprecate worse than cars once used, your purity is non existant and I bet that 3000 is split in between barrels of spare change.

I pretty specifically said "in cash"

Change is cash

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No.

No, you fucking idiot.

Change is change.

Cash is cash.

Cash

Coins are cash by definition, but if you tell someone "I'll pay in cash", then you bring your coin purse out, they're gonna be mad

God damn, this callus is thicc

My bank stopped taking change not in complete rolls so what's wrong with that

Taking forever to sand off

It's money

Coins should be abolished

Pennies and nickles should, at least

Just stop minting them and eventually they'll disappear.

I like nickles tho.

Nah

Cash > cards

>using fiat money

anything that posted on <#189811441174446080> ,i definitely would anal

@whodun1t

@androidcrawler sorry I'm late! Here's your <:you:265281777168416768> for that stupid shit you said

>4 posts since they joined
>already on Matt's blacklist

Is this a record?

🐒

@SenPyro who says they're on my shitlist? That's just their introductory bant

I think I called @Adrenochrome a retard or or a pigfucker or whatever the moment he joined

It's cold, lads.

You're always warm when you're fat <:fatwojak:513122452646395954>

i have a script called tor.sh that basically enables the socks proxy and lets me use tor
but im too retarded to remember how i made the file execute simply by typing 'tor.sh' and ./tor.sh