RING THE BELL AND GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WAY

I can kind of get it if youre on one of those tiny mini bikes

Or if like

>that daghter of a bitch mother with her children carriage that stops to check why the baby is crying, right in the door of the grocery store, blocking everyone else from getting in our out

Your home is on the left side of the road

*people who stop in the middle of the road abruptly*

are you autistic porco

>people can't fucking ride a bike properly but still insist on going on the fucking road

I might be autistic but some people are just too retarded to be considered human

reported to UN

reported to Interpol

and today I met enough such people to make me open a new bottle of whisky

prost

updated @porco to high priority

>whiskey
>not wine

Ex @dee

Very sad

I have two bottles of wine but they are too expensive to just frustration-drink them

How do you get by with only two bottles of fancy celebration wine?

I don't invite people and chink doesn't drink

1 bottle / event is enough for me

People that drink

ewww

Not drinking beer..

How dare you.

>beer

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Enjoy that estrogen-laden shitdrink

beer is OK when you are with buddies and you drink it because it's the only acceptable choice for a male in public

being a faggot prude isn't cool even here

Nah, you stupid cunt

when I'm home I only drink wine or whisky

obv also water

Vodka is the only acceptable alcohol

but we are speaking alcoholic drinks

I don't like vodka

Why not

I threw up an entire night from a 0.7l bottle when I was 15

since then I can't even smell vodka anymore

Who's a stupid cunt

Well that's your fault for being a lightweight