Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 514596582562201601


2018-11-20 23:27:17 UTC  

oh

2018-11-20 23:27:18 UTC  

right

2018-11-20 23:27:20 UTC  

i own UHH

2018-11-20 23:27:23 UTC  

4 laptops atm

2018-11-20 23:27:31 UTC  

she sais it was one for astrology, the otrher one for like, uhh, mechanics?

2018-11-20 23:27:33 UTC  

probably

2018-11-20 23:27:34 UTC  

2 need to be repaired, my main and my macbook

2018-11-20 23:27:37 UTC  

i already forgot the tweet

2018-11-21 00:02:03 UTC  

ok

2018-11-21 00:16:53 UTC  

Ok

2018-11-21 00:17:59 UTC  

weird

2018-11-21 00:21:19 UTC  

Guys you don't understand

2018-11-21 00:21:23 UTC  

🐒

2018-11-21 00:21:31 UTC  

astrology?

2018-11-21 00:21:31 UTC  

A woman said something stupid

2018-11-21 00:21:39 UTC  

So now we should obsess over it

2018-11-21 00:21:53 UTC  

It's the rational thing to do

2018-11-21 00:22:06 UTC  

Haha stupid w*men

2018-11-21 00:22:45 UTC  

who studies astrology with mechanics

2018-11-21 00:22:59 UTC  

Telescope manufacturers

2018-11-21 00:23:06 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-11-21 00:23:22 UTC  

hehe

2018-11-21 00:23:40 UTC  

gotta sell telescopes to people who believe in bullshit

2018-11-21 00:23:51 UTC  

ez money

2018-11-21 00:24:46 UTC  

Fuck

2018-11-21 00:24:56 UTC  

I love space

2018-11-21 00:25:57 UTC  

@plasticsword I mean, she said astrophysics, not astrology

2018-11-21 00:26:12 UTC  

heh

2018-11-21 00:26:18 UTC  

astrophysics is most definitely not bullshit

2018-11-21 00:26:32 UTC  

I think you meant astronomy

2018-11-21 00:26:52 UTC  

I think you meant to say "please fuck my mouth Daddy Matthew"

2018-11-21 00:27:05 UTC  

But I met so many women that believe in astrology that I would believe it if someone said they studied it

2018-11-21 00:33:27 UTC  

everyone needs a hobby

2018-11-21 00:35:35 UTC  

Imagine being so virginal that you'd mock a woman for having a harmless hobby

2018-11-21 00:35:51 UTC  

well, harmless until the stars tell you to not vaccinate your kids or some shit

2018-11-21 00:39:29 UTC  

god I can't wait till I have my own kids so I can give them all kinds of government-required injections

2018-11-21 00:40:10 UTC  

get fit and stop smoking so you can be a good example to them

2018-11-21 00:40:50 UTC  

What?

2018-11-21 00:40:54 UTC  

I don't smoke

2018-11-21 00:41:12 UTC  

already half way there. you can do it

2018-11-21 00:41:13 UTC  

@johnfrum Is the dipshit with an oral fixation