No, switch is gay

tfw xbone not even in the picture

how will xbros ever recover

I jacked off to a video of a bitch drowning in a bathtub

should I be concerned?

Edgy bro

I didn't edge

I busted a nut as soon as it came to me

edging is bad

>dicklet can't hold back his nut
>makes shit up about it being bad for you

>small dick
>comes faster than a bullet does when you pull the trigger

Kek

You can read a whole book every month if you didn't waste soo much time beating your slim jims soo vigorously because you're too much of a beta cuck to get a slice of real pus

meet me in the ring faggot I'll knock you the fuck out

You don't know the half of this dick, kiddo. Bend over and get comfortable, we'll be here a while

My dad works for discord and I'm gonna have him give me your IP so I can track you down and hate fuck your mom

I'm gonna jizz in your eye bitch

I'm gonna fuck your dad and become your new man mommy

I'm gonna leave a mint on your pillow

5/5 customer service at the Baymont Inn

not too shabby

Do the Chinese count as churkas?

I just learned this word and I need to learn to use it properly

Wait I got it

Churka basically means "non-slavic"

I need to use this word more

wtf happened here last night?

Probably terroristposting

Wait @astrojannah

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

My favorite Muslim is gone?

sigh maybe he declared jihad

Wait

Why can you see the audit-log

it's public

Is it?

I can't access it

server settings

Probably a phone thing

Phoneposting truly is the inferior form of posting