John, please get yourself checked at the closest hospital

just use fruit falvoured lube instead of jam

We'd be losing an important member of this chat if you were to die because of your sister

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-navy-russia-ship-fire-attack-crimea-artillery-war-kerch-strait-a8651321.html 👀

just a reminder

strawberry jam is not a good lubricant

fucked my bike and all the girls call me jam boy

knock knock
who

s there

vatnik

i guess they never miss

glory to putin

weak like

Ukrain

y ukryin' 'twas just a russe

#thotaudit is funny af

wooo successfully changed the motherboard on my ipod classic

now i just gotta wait for my SD cards to arrive

Cryptocurrency cucks btfo

@Mirurin (真的華人時刻) no, I was about to in the break room until I actually looked at it closer.

sd card for ipod classic?

Not this time you cunt

can't you literally swap in a regular hdd in those ones

Have to work harder for that life insurance policy.

>hdd

Apparently papa trumpu closed the Tijuana border

And they just launched tear gas at the caravan?

Should've launched a nuke

smh

i installed this thing that lets me put 4 miro sd's in an ipod classic

One day she'll succeed tho, I wonder how, if it's something boring like paid hit made to look like a mugging gone wrong I'll be very upset at the lack of creativity.

Better sooner than later

The face I make after I find out there's more cheesecake in the fridge

>memeing Junji Ito

Fuck off, furry

no you fuck off

Nah, life insurance policies tend to appreciate with time and I am pretty healthy now except the occasional drink so it's close to 310,000 now.

you don't deserve Silent Hill avatar

>furry thinks he can tell people what they deserve

Precious