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more like bargain bants tbh

these are the bants you buy wholesale during 11.11 sales

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I thought that was your specialty, chink

Oh, John when we meet, the things I'm gonna do to you

Will the thing follow you?

Like shake his hand and offer him a drink?

Oh, Sen when we meet, the things I'm going to do to you

The vegetarian asexual? God no.

Like shake my hand and offer me a drink?

I'm going to offer you a nice drink of handcream

Move immediately

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Just stay out of western kentucky

>doxxing himself this hard

what's the comfiest midwestern state to live in

MN?

>letting autists know which state you live in

ur already dead

Ooo, how scary, Matt now knows I have family I visit like twice a year there

chinkapore is one fucking island

He won't even move

@johnfrum :shiggy: Owensboro is the area I'm looking at.

Pussy wont

Yeah? Wait until you get a newcomer in your family, John

Newcummer

You'll learn to regret your decision

Don't worry

Maybe I'll wife your psychotic sister.

rape*

I knew not marrying my gf would work on my favor eventually.

She lives out of state, m8.

wouldn't you get taxed for cohabitation if you don't tie the knot

or am I confused again

She's gonna live in a state of ecstasy when I'm done with her.

He meant something worse, John

He means he'll make you another sister

And then marry her

Matt, it's hilarious you think you can survive if you and your gf ever split or one of you dies.