:scratchingmychinatthispost: I SAID FILL ME IN DAGNABIT!

My grandma approved before her death

My previous gf was Indian

When I got my chink, grandma said "at least this one is not black"

The lore

sound like communism

why don't you date qt malay girl

@porco

because you don't post your sister

How can I know if she's cute?

how is it even normal for people to have gfs

anyone try ordering from amazon? they locked my account

saying blahblah billing details

i went to the bank and asked for a billing statement but it didn't have my address on it

yeah i order from amazon everyday

so my order has been 'delayed'

did they still take my money

i have half a mind to just cancel the order

they don't bill until they ship

i can't find the order I placed anywhere on their site

they don't bill until they ship

oh okay so i'll just forget about this

at least they didn't take my money

this is too much trouble

When you think about it pomegranates are corn in fruit form

does a straw have one or two holes?

two

One

You fucking retard

>two

Lmaoing

@porco godly grandma right there

Too bad her nephew has such shit taste and had to endure him dating a poo

a sikh would've been ok tbh

I'm sikh of your shit

sikh burn

Sikhs are bros

Found the poo

im not so sure about this latest crop of off topic posters

Me neither