Message from @Matthew

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2019-02-13 05:00:36 UTC  

@PoliteSuka LTSB is peak comfy though

2019-02-13 05:00:37 UTC  

First step being making myself worthy of any respect lel

2019-02-13 05:00:48 UTC  

@Droidbot alrighty then

2019-02-13 05:00:53 UTC  

Is it "poo in the loo" of me to enjoy watching cricket?

2019-02-13 05:01:01 UTC  

besides the lack of UWP, which means no Forza <:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

2019-02-13 05:01:04 UTC  

As I grow up, I find myself ever more attracted to the traditional relationship dynamic of me working to provide, and coming home to a hot meal and a clean house

2019-02-13 05:01:07 UTC  

I like this a lot

2019-02-13 05:01:10 UTC  

Depends, what nationality are you

2019-02-13 05:01:18 UTC  

You do you

2019-02-13 05:01:18 UTC  

Kiwi

2019-02-13 05:01:23 UTC  

It's legal

2019-02-13 05:01:45 UTC  

It's certainly not a bad thing to want that

2019-02-13 05:01:49 UTC  

twice weekly scheduled sex in the missionary position, followed by light cuddling, then sleep in separate beds

2019-02-13 05:01:54 UTC  

Pure kino

2019-02-13 05:02:05 UTC  

If you're Ind/Paki it's poo in loo but as an Aussie watching cricket is a core part of most people 40+

2019-02-13 05:02:12 UTC  

Im a fan of missionary and light cuddling

2019-02-13 05:02:17 UTC  

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

2019-02-13 05:02:21 UTC  

Cool beans

2019-02-13 05:02:27 UTC  

we're playing Bangladesh atm

2019-02-13 05:04:40 UTC  

To me, ideally a relationship should be one that is as equal as can be, where each person drives eachother to better themselves in some ways but their similarities provide peace of mind or content or whatever

2019-02-13 05:05:00 UTC  

Astoundingly gay.

2019-02-13 05:05:12 UTC  

Granted this is supremely ideallistic

2019-02-13 05:05:46 UTC  

But like you dont want one person reinforcing bad habits on the other

2019-02-13 05:05:53 UTC  

Shit like that

2019-02-13 05:06:26 UTC  

In a way thats the eternal struggle though isnt it

2019-02-13 05:06:48 UTC  

Everything in moderation, including moderation

2019-02-13 05:06:55 UTC  

Moderation kills the soul

2019-02-13 05:08:01 UTC  

The fact of the matter is that I am bigger, stronger, faster, and, in some ways, smarter than my gf. Treating her as an equal in all things is some Harrison Bergeron bullshit.

2019-02-13 05:08:30 UTC  

Le 20yo weeaboo community college student trying to discuss philosophy and relationships despite being a kissless virgin

2019-02-13 05:09:10 UTC  

I honestly hate being naive sometimes but theres nothing i can do about it really

2019-02-13 05:09:53 UTC  

Well my counterpoint there would be that i wouldnt seek a gf like yours

2019-02-13 05:10:17 UTC  

I defer to her judgement when it comes to things like finances, scheduling, long term goals, but this nigga broke her ankle twice by falling down the same set of stairs, both times because she was looking at her phone instead of using the handrail smh

2019-02-13 05:10:38 UTC  

Now see that's adorable

2019-02-13 05:10:46 UTC  

🤔

2019-02-13 05:10:55 UTC  

Dependable but clumsy gf

2019-02-13 05:11:00 UTC  

What anime did you watch that made you think broken bones were cute

2019-02-13 05:11:22 UTC  

I live in my head when it comes to girls dude

2019-02-13 05:12:00 UTC  

My brain just fills in everything else automatucally as a qt anime character or something

2019-02-13 05:12:17 UTC  

Anime literally ruins brains

2019-02-13 05:12:44 UTC  

I will never encourage my kid to be a weeaboo like myself

2019-02-13 05:12:52 UTC  

Implying i ever have one