@Frederica Bernkastel don't be like this guy.

better not to live in ignorance

of course i won't be

i mean i'm not gay

@Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor no you weren't, you were born a faggot smh

so i probably won't have things in my ass

"Probably"

For the right girl, huh?

yeah maybe

@Frederica Bernkastel are you 30 year old virgin, has gf, or incel

withgf

not a virgin anymore

Tell us about gf

surprised as much as anyone else

she's nice

Is she a tiny flip too

no she's kinda big

hambeast kinda

Oh?

kek

That's like... 120 lbs in asian size, right?

no she's like 250 or something

an absolute unit

t h i c c

vegan

i mean does that count

bleeding heart feminist vegan

vegan junk food and anxiety

oh it gets worse

@Frederica Bernkastel and gf

she's a single mom (:

https://youtu.be/jrQCn_UttdA

i mean frankly i don't care because she never asks me for money

it's not a big issue, she just wants some male companionship that won't treat her as badly as her other dumb choices

are you kidding, i'm 120 lbs and she's 250 lbs, if anything she'd beat ME to death

yea exactly

https://youtu.be/rkrnVkFn59c

@Frederica Bernkastel trying to find the coochie

oh yeah that was hard

i mean if you're a dicklet and you're not turned on by your fat girlfriend and her butt is too fat that you can't even get the tip in